"No, thanks," he said.
"Why not?" I asked.
In a very soft voice, unlike a ferocious and confident crocodile, he admitted: "I really can't swim very well."
WHAT?! Can't swim? How can a crocodile not be able to swim? The story goes that when he first crawled out of his "shell" (sock), he didn't know he was supposed to learn how to swim. So he doesn't know how.
Immediately, I tasked hubby to go find Mr Crocodile a float so he can learn to swim. After searching high and low, far and wide, we finally chanced upon this float shaped like "a little foot". [It's pink because I chose it. It's no fault of Mr Crocodile.]
Mr Crocodile's all geared up to go swimming. Smile.